Tuesday, March 24th: Last night the state of Idaho mandated that schools remain closed until April 20. *Collective scream into pillow.*
In other news, ever since my spouse learned that loss of taste and smell are symptoms of coronavirus, he has taken it upon himself to administer his own tests. We, his loving and unsuspecting family stuck within the same 1,300 sq. ft., are the test subjects.
He conducts his tests by depositing bodily scents in random places of the household — the hallway, the kitchen, the couch upon which we are all sitting. When we gasp and run in horror, he congratulates us that we are still healthy.
Surgeon general warns that this method of testing is not yet federally approved, but word from the White House is that Trump is strongly considering its merits.
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